sextnoise:

when someone compliments my hair

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helladutchess wondered:
r u single?

dennys:

we are a restaurant 

How the gods handle their children's death:
  • Romans: They were a warrior. Their destiny has been foretold since the age of time. They died a hero and will end in the paradise of Elysium.
  • Greeks: NONNOOOONONONONNOOOONONONONNNOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Greeks: *wails*
  • Greeks: *starts war* NONONONONOONNONO THEY WERE MY FAVORITE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY

profoak:

profoak:

ok tumblr staff you’ve updated tumblr a million times but the video player in this damn website sucks ass

i made this post about a year ago guess what still sucks ass

thechelby:

zecretary:

OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE

but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan

microwav:

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

hungarian:

you’re all invited to my funeral. bring your laptops & you’ll each read 1 of my posts out loud & realize it was good that i died

vanillish:

Hot people who know they’re hot are the worst and can’t be trusted