cnnbreaking:

having only 2 friends in class you have to pair up with and they choose eachother image

hancljob:

abomasnow:

what if a follower transferred to your school just to try and get close to you

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moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:

thatderp:

fortheloveofhulk:

the-silence-wears-westwood:

What if people who have anxiety are just unaccustomed to the way the world works because this is the first incarnation of their soul on the earth? And confident people are at ease with the world because they have already been incarnated multiple times and, in a sense, already know how the world works.

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What if it’s the other way around?

I don’t know which disturbs me more.

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

casualbutthole:

jesussbabymomma:

casualbutthole:

jesussbabymomma:

I LOVE JOKES THAT ARE SO TERRIBLE THEY BECOME FUNNY IRONICALLY I LITERALLY LAUGH SO HARD AT THOSE ITS EMBARASSING

Why couldn’t the man find his map

why

Because he lost his map

WHY AM I ALUGHING FUCK THIS POST

sextnoise:

when someone compliments my hair

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bonecladdy wondered:
r u single?

dennys:

we are a restaurant 

How the gods handle their children's death:
  • Romans: They were a warrior. Their destiny has been foretold since the age of time. They died a hero and will end in the paradise of Elysium.
  • Greeks: NONNOOOONONONONNOOOONONONONNNOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Greeks: *wails*
  • Greeks: *starts war* NONONONONOONNONO THEY WERE MY FAVORITE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY

profoak:

profoak:

ok tumblr staff you’ve updated tumblr a million times but the video player in this damn website sucks ass

i made this post about a year ago guess what still sucks ass

thechelby:

zecretary:

OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY Y EYE I JUST MISTOOK ANOTHER STUDENT FOR A TRASH CAN AND THREW MY TRASH AT HER THIS IS THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE

but not as embarrassing as getting mistaken for a trashcan